Saturday, November 6, 2010

I'M BAAAAAACK!

Hey Friends and other Brockward folks!
So I got a little lazy, and forgot to post every now and then. However, I'm back, and much to the dismay of my good friend Candace, I'm more BROCK SOLID than ever! Get ready for some crazy stories about my life, and there's some good ones coming up in the next few weeks involving me, some trash, and working the streets!

Keep it BROCK SOLID,
Brock

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

How to fall with grace

So...throughout my 20 years on the planet I've had my share of cuts and scrapes. When I injure myself, I've always had my Dad's insurance to cushion the fall. Last night, after climbing and sinking into a snow mountain outside of Martin's Grocery Store, I was walking to E-hall on campus with my friends Rheanna and Christine. For some odd reason, I think it's because I ran out of socks in my laundry cycle, I decided to wear flip flops around. Being the Brockward person that I am, this decision shouldn't surprise many. This decision, however, was ill-fated, as I wiped out on the sidewalk. This patch of ice looked like snow, it was white and had a layer of powder on top. Either way, as I fell, something took over, and I protected my good leg by straightening it out. While doing this, I ended up bending my bad knee and falling upon it. This was pretty much the icing on the cake for my knee problems. Not able to walk on it, I finally took time out of my life to get it checked out. With the likelihood of arthroscopic surgery on the way, I need to start keeping myself out of harms way a little more.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

It came in the mail...


So...I was going through my mail today...and I was on an opening frenzy. We received a ton of stuff throughout winter break...so it was time to sort it and clean it out. Over the past semester, we kept getting mail from the old tenants, ranging from a "We're sorry about not hiring you...here's 25% off your meal!" to a catalog for anatomy students. Usually I just set this mail to the side, but I accidentally opened one of the letters. The outside of the envelope was very discrete. It had a hand-written address and a simple address to return the mail to. I looked at the contents of the envelope and I was taken aback. It had an URGENT SECOND NOTICE for one of the former tenants. It said that she was supposed to schedule an appointment because she had an abnormal Pap smear result. Basically, the doctors alluded that she either had low-grade squamous intraepithelial dysplasia (LGSIL), or HPV. I'm trying to figure out what to say, as I think it might be vital to contact her.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

...WTF? I GUESS IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US


"OMG FiND T#E bESt PORN EVER herE!!!http://pORNOTUBE.cOMTODAY!!!"

So tonight...this phrase was sent out to a number of my friends on Facebook. I thought I did what I could to prevent this. I tried to be as safe as I could when clicking on websites...well...most of them. But nobody's perfect...and things happen. Somehow, I got phished. Oh well...at least it was a fun one. Let this be a warning for the rest of you...be safe on the internet...no need to have a Brockward Moment!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Have a Cold Sore aka Herpes? Here's a not so subtle solution

So, I'm spending the afternoon watching TV. Flipping through the channels, I stop on abc Family for a little bit. Don't get me started on the Secret Life of the American Teenager...I'll save that for another day. The commercials come on, and I see a lip balm commercial. I hear the name, and I have to think about it for a second. Herpecin L: provides cold sore relief. Yes, this is a proper name, as the term "cold sore" is a friendly way to say that you have Herpes labialis, an infection caused by the Herpes simplex virus, but is this really something you'd want to name a lip balm? People use lip balm as protection from dry lips, or they just like the cold refreshing feeling, but I feel like this product really just throws it out there. Let me just whip out my Herpecin L and show off that "I HAVE HERPES"! I'll stick to Blistex or Burt's Bees for the time being.

Monday, January 4, 2010

AWKWARD TURTLE


This video never gets old